[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

what's going thru someone's head when they do this?

Debris, launched by gale force winds

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

Also the shoulderpad on Elon's blazer shouldn't be bulging/coming out that far by just reaching his arm out slightly, how does he not have a tailor?

Then again I'm guessing any stylist that suggests anything other than what he was already going to wear is going to get fired immediately.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

"Where is Egypt now?"

North Africa. Next question.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Todd Howard: we hear you fans, we are currently working on updates for Morrowind, Starfield and Elder Scrolls Online which will break add-on/mod support and ruin the frame rate for those games instead of just FO4!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

New dem strategy: get approval rating to negative, causing underflow and instantly getting 100% approval

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Elon is such a gamer he added a frame delay to the brakes

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

I highly doubt they're all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like "Crocodile Dundeez Nuts" or "Anthony Blinkin Park"

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

This will somehow cause 4th generation Japanese Americans to be rounded up in internment camps. Again.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

Zhou Enlai stans at the Economist are malding right now

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

If this decade ends with Brits making pig iron in makeshift furnaces in their back yards, I will take back every negative thing I've said about Sunak

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

The Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis singing Imagine from the same backdrop as their Danny Masterson apology video (I believe shot next to a wooden wall near their pool) was extremely prescient too.

MM's ex wife's new partner being a Reddit lib that falls for superhero worship and inadvertently sides with fascism despite thinking he's one of the good guys

The Supe that SA'd someone getting cancelled then slowly turning to religion then being rehabilitated and overall received basically no punishment

Starlight wanting to change the fascist system from the inside and completely and utterly failing

My god the CIA lady admitting they were selling crack to black communities to fund their operations

What a good show

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Warren Buffet invented the buffet (I think) and I met my girlfriend at a buffet. She is a paramedic, I lost consciousness because I drank 4 litres of the truffle bechamel (I did the maths and this would have cost the restaurant slightly more money than the admission fee, hence hurting Warren Buffet's bottom line)

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