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Skyrim Mythical Edition
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Golden Eye 64 35th Anniversary Edition
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Fortnite: Battle Royale 1.5 (price increase for skins; slightly higher resolution)
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Need For Speed Underground 2: HD Edition (unfortunately W/O the original soundtrack because we didn't want to pay licensing again)
The American murder cop
The white American murder cop
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences that actually resulted in prison time
Ah fuck there's still too many, I give up
My fucking god. I picked up a co-workers shift this afternoon because she received a relatively minor injury but would prefer not to work, and I was thinking it would be a regular Friday afternoon.
Half the other cafes, restaurants and pubs in the vicinity lost their card payment systems and some even their ability to take cash (windows OS cash registers I guess??).
We got away from issues because our boss is cheap and has a cheaper point of sale system with a cheaper bank and a cheaper cash regjster that apparently never bought whatever Office/CrowdStrike thing that causes instant, looping BSODs and so we were operating as normal.
Imagine the amount of people that come in because our shit was working.
There is a bit of humour that my particular small business tyrant boss being a stingy capitalist avoided the fallout of the large business tyrants being stingy capitalists.
太丢脸了。
Like this is deeply embarrassing. Nancy Pelosi kneeling while wearing Kente Cloth levels of embarrassing. It shows OP doesn't have any close Chinese friends and also demonstrates a reddit headline level of understanding of China; Hong Kong is not behind the firewall, HKers can (and often do) post this picture.
As a Chinese person, the mental image of OP smugly posting this to "own the tankies" in the same way MAGA dipshits post "Let's Go Brandon" hoping to own the liberals has given me a near lethal amount of second hand cringe.
Please, for the love of god, never approach a Chinese person with this attitude irl. This is on par with ordering an "Irish Car Bomb" in an Irish pub on St. Patricks day, or saying "grassy-ass" to your Hispanic server instead of "thank you", or trying to use anime Japanese around Japanese people, or code switching to AAVE around black people.
"People say my environmental policies are bad. But I am an environmentalist. How else do they explain my time fighting pollution as a youth? I served with Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth, from Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind, from Asia, Gi, with the power of Water... and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart."
No Purpose Flour.
Dunk on me, coward, you only dunk on a man
I've been on the Wuhan->Guangzhou train and it was like 4 hours incl stops. It's roughly 1,000 KM (660 mi). Did the CPC somehow move the south coast of China inland northwards? I physically went from Wuhan airport to the ocean via train in less than 5.5 hours.
Like you're talking to the forum most likely to have visited China. It's not fucking North Korea, you can actually go there and get on the trains dipshit. Blanket dismissing all sources from China because some YouTubers told you to is just asking to be dunked on
Vaguely off topic, but a couple years ago I learned that crackers used to use "celestial" to refer to Chinese people.
Can this become a thing again? It's very whimsical and cute. Out of all the slurs for us, this was the best. Imagine trying to offend the Chinese by calling them "celestials" in the 21st century.
Oh referring to the Chinese president as a yellow bear, cool, I guess. "Celestial president Xi Jinping" sounds like a weird compliment on the Chinese space program.
"I don't trust those celestials" also makes the bigot who said it sound like a D&D NPC.
Applying for a modeling gig
Submits mugshot
Arrives in classic black and white stripes, chain around ankle with a metal ball on the end of the chain