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🚨The worm has been watching cartoons since the 80s (hexbear.net)

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

I was once chased by a coyote and managed to escape by dropping an anvil on its head

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

"People say my environmental policies are bad. But I am an environmentalist. How else do they explain my time fighting pollution as a youth? I served with Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth, from Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind, from Asia, Gi, with the power of Water... and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart."

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

you should run for president rat-salute-2

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

RFK Jr. The type of guy to float in midair when he smells pie.

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

was exaggerated or never happened

Brain worms planting thoughts in his head I love it

susie-laugh

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

he's got the ronald reagan type of brainworms

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

That worm definitely hollowed out what little gray matter was there

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6C1iUft7O8

[-] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

RFK Jr once went to a piano concert except the pianist kept playing wrong and eventually RFK Jr got so frustrated he stormed up to the piano to play correctly but there was a stick of dynamite attached to the middle C key

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

did he get read dead redemption mixed up with his real life

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

actually that cant be because arthur morgan never even comes into conflict with natives. what a chill guy

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

He was in Peru, y'all...

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Amerikkkans can't get enough of genocidal brain dead presidential candidate. Now there is 3 of this monsters

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

POV: you're interviewing RFK Jr about his book

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

@Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net lmao...

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

People underestimate the power of TNT. If I'm elected I will reach across the aisle by throwing sticks of dynamite at Congress.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Dune nerds, what mini shai hulud in his brain should be called?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sources say he saw an attractive women and said "AWOOOOGA hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!", his eyes popped out of his head, his jaw dropped and his tongue rolled out onto the table.