[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Nah, physical contact with JD Vance just does that to people.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Step 1: Buy a building somewhere cheap, like Wyoming

Step 2: Hire some interns

Step 3: Tell interns to build you a Switch 2

Step 4: Fire the interns that say "we don't know how to do this we're $70,000 in debt and fresh out of college" or "we have no equipment or materials to make a sandwich, let alone a microprocessor, this is just an abandoned asbestos factory/fat rendering plant"

Step 5: ?

Step 6: $299 Switch 2 consoles, baby!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Getting repeatedly beaten down by being a Sorkin style democrat eventually caused him to re-consider the entire American political system, iirc.

"Why should the best case scenario be harm reduction rather than not doing harm in the first place?"

"Why would a "democracy" that exports "democracy", often violently, not behave like a democracy with lifelong judges, electoral college and gerrymandering?"

"Why would the establishment fight Bernie and progressives with more vigor and ferocity than Republicans, who they're openly willing to compromise with?"

He started evaluating questions like that

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Imagine having your weekend plans ruined all the way over in Shenzhen because the IDF did another war crime

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Burkina Faso: I consent

China: I consent

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

The IMF seething in the corner.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

There are some fucking banger comments on XHS, read one that was along the lines of

"Siding with Russia or Ukraine is a matter of where you get your information from.

Siding with Palestine or Israel is a matter of whether or not you're an actual human"

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

The gesture is not lost, but I'm afraid the most likely outcome will be for the Empire to redouble its efforts to eliminate any lingering sense of compassion and humanity left in the troops that are coerced to serve for an education and some semblance of healthcare.

Can't have more acts of empathy with the wretched of the earth popping up. A renewed or remaining conscience is bad for America. Can't have more troops feeling remorse for the innocent dead, it'll directly affect Raytheon's stock prices.

It is a shame his sacrifice will be written off by the people enabling the genocide and outright ignored by the ones committing it. And it's frightening that with his intimate knowledge of America, Israel and the military industrial complex, the most effective method of protesting genocide he could think of was with his remaining life.

Rest in peace, Aaron Bushnell

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Is this a bit?

Like do you actually believe people are dunking on you because you said something negative about Putin? Is this the explanation in your head?

Because in reality, people are dunking on you because you had the smug audacity to waltz in here and drop "Actually, I know better because I read a lot of headlines but not a lot of articles, and Putin is literally always a liar, and he physically can't be telling the truth about preferring Biden over Trump, and you guys are idiots for believing this".

You know, instead of challenging the idea that Biden might actually be just as much of a useful idiot for Russia as Trump would be, but a more predictable one

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

Seppuku with American characteristics

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

Broke: Korean women are being prudes and avoiding womanly duties!

Woke: Korean women have agency and are avoiding the pitfalls of dating/procreating in a patriarchal capitalist society riddled with abuse

Bespoke: Korean women have taken up the volcel pledge in solidarity with Rojava

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

Incredible posting powers are bestowed upon those who swear by the volcel pledge.

While incels are watching Andrew Tate and complaining about how women don't like nice guys, we study the blade

While noncels are consenting to intercourse, we politely decline to dedicate the time and effort to shitpost on a fringe online forum.

So much time wasted trying & failing to get laid, or succeeding in getting laid. Meanwhile we're having 200+ comment threads on who would win in Super Smash Bros. Melee if Enver Hoxha played against Amadeo Bordiga.

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