Could be a global affair
Pine-Boxing Day (Commonwealth countries)
In-The-Deep-Endce Day (Mostly the USA even though a lot of countries have independence days)
Sad-turnalia (Pagans)
Hubristmas and Seaster (Christian world)
Pall(bearer)entine's Day (Worldwide, I guess)
Sinkran (Thailand)
Holi Diver (India)
Corpse-us Cristi
Sinko de Mayo (Mexico)
Dem strategy in theory: Publically calling for an end to Israeli war crimes while still funding the IDF means the Zionists and the people with souls are both satisfied
Dem strategy in practice: Zionists upset the cash cow, while still delivering cash, complained mildly; anti-genocide protesters upset there's still unlimited funding for IDF
1000 IQ play there Mr Brandon
Lmao even South Korea and Japan broke ranks with the US to vote Yes.
Why don't they just adapt Socialism???
Are they stupid?
The Virgin Angela Chow: "Help, I, a billionaire, am drowning in my Redditmobile, gurgle gurgle" wastes hours of firefighter and paramedic time and resources. Waterlogged corpse gets dunked on.
The Chad Aaron Bushnell: "I will no longer be complicit in genocide, free Palestine" wastes hours of Israeli embassy security and US police time and resources. Immortalised in flames, gets vigils from China to Lebanon.
Don't forget the US SEAL that was knocked off the ladder a couple months ago and the second SEAL that decided to do a 1000IQ play and jump into the ocean at night after the first one.
(((Triple Parenthesis))) in 2024 is an extremely Eve Fartlow move.
I'm sure it was considered, immolation isn't exactly a light choice made on a whim. An air force CO would get replaced within a couple days, the media circus will completely ignore the fact.
The right will go into conspiracy theories, liberals will say it's a mental health issue, the news will cover how tragic it is, the CO had a family, or there was a disagreement, etc.
How much of the Chris Dorner discourse was around the actual reason he went on a rampage?
Even if there were a manifesto left behind, it would be spun as him being radicalised by Hamas or being delusional or any number of reasons the liberal media has parried any criticism of the IDF.
But immolation? To be yelling Free Palestine repeatedly in front of cameras as flames engulfed your body? That's undeniable. That has to be addressed.
The US has gotten so used to not obeying laws they get surprised when the laws of physics drags one of their fighter jets or ospreys out of the sky.
Like damn the laws of physics aren't like the Geneva conventions you can't just not adhere to them if you don't want to.
Not communist enough
Yeah it's better that government officials get paid millions of tax money annually, that's definitely more communist when officials can have private jets and have Foie Gras & Caviar smoothies for breakfast
The would be American single issue political assassin would be for something much dumber than a cult.
Some guy is going to assassinate Bill Clinton because they want the legal drinking age to be lowered to 18