We have pigpoopballs for a reason, people

racism dial

Me when my dog just destroyed a couch cushion: yes you are the best girl in the whole world and you deserve all the treats and petting I know you made a mistake but sometimes these things just happen I know deep down you are the goodest girl

Me when I get around to unloading the dishwasher two minutes later than I had planned to: I am LITERAL FILTH not fit to be CALLED a PERSON

Liberals could never understand the sanctity of our oath to never log off

And I'll never understand how progressives could vote to break a strike, John, but that's who you've thrown your hat in with

A cocktail party thrown by the Berkeley Property Owners Association in celebration of the end of the city’s eviction moratorium resulted in protests and even physical fights.

Don't worry, I brought my own cocktail

We had a lot of problems with sh.itjustwor.ks I think it was

If that's your decision

You missed the best line:

However, please keep this in mind - that being a Nazi sympathizer does not automatically invalidate one's opinions on other topics.

"Um, ackshually, that's an ad hominem "

However, please keep this in mind - that being a Nazi sympathizer does not automatically invalidate one's opinions on other topics.

If you think that Nazis are worth sympathy, then you've demonstrated that your decision-making ability is warped enough that it does invalidate your other opinions.

We should get discounts as veterans of the posting wars

I can't imagine anyone who's gotten used to the culture here leaving.