It would be especially funny if China and Taiwan decided to partner up

What I expect we'll see in the near future is that China will ramp up production of domestic chips and start competing with western companies

China is already the leader in basic chips. The US sanctions them on advanced chips, but even western economists and analysts say this doesn’t make sense because it makes up a tiny fraction of what’s available. Consumers and the military in the west already heavily rely on basic Chinese chips and can’t get cut off from these.

All equipments are bought from American companies (or at least companies based in America), and they must be imported, and they must maintain their stockpiles by hiring contractors to jerk off for $500,000

Epic troll, good sir.

They hired CIA Jim to woo the girlies

Mr. Putler Sir

Please air drop our people 3 hypersonic missiles, 300,000 rounds of Telammo 7.62, a Havana syndrome ray gun, and 500 Russian trolls. Our people yearn for freedom

Christian card REVOKED

What if they just… lied? Like is there really some 70 year old guy on the ethics and inventory committee going through the storage unit to make sure you have a physical copy of ET for the Atari?

Cracking down on protests supporting another Muslim/arab country is a bad look. They usually allow it but the government doesn’t do anything to actually meet the demands.

This is all according to the Protocols of the Elders of Azerbaijan

I imagine the market isn't big in some countries. It's not even available in some European countries like Latvia and Lithuania lol

Well known path: man; assume he’s just another hiker

Obscure/empty path: bear; he will likely leave me alone if I leave him alone

Iran wants to get uppity and complain. Why can’t they be like the Good Americans who peacefully protested on twitter after seeing their journalists and volunteers blown up by Israeli missiles, shot by American gunfire, and chopped by Saudi hacksaws?