Just keep using the disk icon.

Just because the original reference is outdated doesn't mean it's useless; the symbolism carries over. Changing it to the sake of future-proofing makes no sense because everybody already understands it now, and that knowledge will carry forward into the future. It has become the standard, even if it makes no sense, it even if it never made sense.

Horsepower is still used to refer to engine strength, even though nobody uses horses. Qwerty is still the keyboard default even though it's not optional, because typewriters had settled on that standard ages ago. The human skull symbol is commonly used as a shorthand to indicate a substance is poisonous, because it has been for a long time. Even the term "dial" when referring to phone calls is still commonly used, even though nobody but your great-grandmother still even owns a rotary phone.

Tldr; If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

This is what the youth call "based."

Just more proof that in the fight of money vs. morality, money always wins.

Hey if a woman can be King - it's happened, look it up - then a man can be Queen. Or in Queen.

I mean there's no street legal car in the world that can go 420 so you'd probably just get that ticket thrown out. Still have to pay the court cost though which is bullshit.

This reminds me of the old saying "It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it." Insurance is largely built around this principle. Not counting the corruption in exorbitant prices that's a different topic.

Are you familiar with firewatch duty? When somebody is doing any work that could produce a fire in an environment, they need to have someone there to supervise who can do something if a fire breaks out. Grab an extinguisher, hit the alarm, stuff like that. This is pretty normal in businesses, because if the guy doing the work say, welding, accidentally said some self on fire, there needs to be somebody there to put it out. The chances of it being necessary or extremely low, but the consequences of not having someone there in an emergency are extremely high.

This can lead to situations that seem silly. A buddy of mine was once on fire watch duty while someone was repairing a manhole or sewer grate or something like that in the middle of an empty parking lot. He just grabbed it off his chair and sat there shooting the shit with the guy while hanging on to the fire extinguisher for like 4 hours. There is nothing to catch fire except possibly the guy doing the work.

Anyway, keep on doing your job. On the off chance that you need to do something, it'll be good that you were there to do it. If not, at least people can sleep happier knowing that the job is being washed over by people who know what they're doing.

She forgot "from wearing my glasses." You can get a headache from wearing your glasses or not wearing them. I would know...

The Darwin Awards must really have to throttle their criteria to account for the volume of idiots who vote and act against their own survival.

Don't forget the duct tape.

She's a scapegoat. They arrested her to make a public example of her. Fuck those bastards, set her free.

That would be a worthy platform.