It's me. I put shows on in the background when I'm doing something else.

He's trying to be mean and racist like Trump but he's not charismatic enough to pull it off.

You should start an Uber competitor where you pick people up in a lifted truck and say "Hell yeah brother" to everything they say.

Edit: all right you caught me. This was stolen from twitter

You aren't "almost" normal. You are normal.

They do need to meet the guillotine, but everyone looked great tbh.

Damnit you're right.

Chat is this real?

God please let this be real because it would be so funny

🎵 And I'm proud to be a Quebec-ian 🎶

Just pirate bro it's not that hard lol

Even though it's the title those last words still hit like freight train.

Can't believe they made cereal political