You should start an Uber competitor where you pick people up in a lifted truck and say "Hell yeah brother" to everything they say.

Edit: all right you caught me. This was stolen from twitter

Those ducks don’t stand a chance against your window

coastal elite larp, true Duck Brand Mossy Oak patriots don't buy FEAR NO DEER T-shirts, gun racks or dip, they just make them out of Duck Brand Mossy Oak camo tape

also the truck

I can relate. I bought a gaudy pair of orange running shoes one time and my whole fashion dramatically changed.

Fear no deer, huh?