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[-] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

is girl boos supposed to be an entendre

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

A bit of wordplay

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

"Hello, my name is Carmella Creeper, and welcome to the Cereal Killer Podcast..."

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

This is so fucking corny but at the same time so good.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Is that the guy that solved racism ?

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The one and only

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Aha! A hidden link!

Ain't clickin anyway, don't feel like it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Gender marketing in products should be banned entirely.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

~~Gender~~ marketing ~~in products~~ should be banned entirely.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

:bill-hicks:

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Am I missing something or is it gender marketing because there's a girl on it?

[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Here in Australia, American breakfast cereals are only sold in lolly shops (candy stores)

[-] kickit@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that and "convenience stores" that are just a front to sell grey-market nicotine vapes

looking at you, EzyMart, you killed the pie warmer near my favourite pub and replaced it with Lucky Charms and Hershey bars you prick

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Can't believe they made cereal political

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I hate that so much of the stuff I used to really enjoy was literally just fucking poison marketed to kids.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Send not to know for whom the slop sells,

It sells for thee.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

I'm going to say at least it feels more original than "frute brute".

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They just needed to make her a clear distinct monster. I can't tell if she's supposed to be a zombie or the bride of Frankenstein.

Like all they had to do was put a yassified skeleton girl on the cereal box and I'm pretty sure that would have been better.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Wait, what? Aren't those cereals all based on archtype van hellsing type monsters? They went with a zombie DJ? Witch is just sitting there on the table, isn't it?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

She reads a little Bride of Frankenstein's Monster with the hair

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not the one foot posting

shocked-dino

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Me next time I take a picture for hexbear, lest anyone gets weird about my grippers

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