[-] Haus@kbin.earth 13 points 2 days ago

A kid in my class put his arm inside a... I don't remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn't the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 76 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, if Harris loses, she might be headed to Jail as well, if I understand how enemy lists work.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 30 points 2 weeks ago

Makes sense. Most of the unsound guys I know are Trump supporters.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 46 points 2 weeks ago

I've always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 12 points 3 weeks ago

Upvoted for the excellent pun. (For context, major Puerto Rico fuckup by the Trump campaign. )

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 30 points 1 month ago

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to "earth apple" (aarde meaning "earth" and appel meaning "apple").

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 20 points 1 month ago

I'd advise using an African Swallow.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago

Usernames that make you go "Wait, what?" and then transport you back in time 30 years.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was Chicago.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 2 months ago

At first glance, I read the title as "JD Vance shares vid claiming migrants are cats..." and wasn't surprised in the least.

[-] Haus@kbin.earth 28 points 2 months ago
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