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Oh my fucking GOD.

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[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago

"I'm Out Here in These Streets" - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

This would have seemed more authentic coming from only-good-gamer

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago

He's much more believable and I'm still not certain he isn't an industry plant

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image. trump-feed

lmayo

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

It's a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I'm guessing they do things different in Canada, though.

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

you're gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

It's a very tedious and lengthy process

[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

So you're going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right? anakin-padme-2

anakin-padme-4

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP minecraft the president to become the new president?

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I'm flabberghasted that no one palace coup'd him in all this time.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.

[-] chauncey@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

They wouldn't have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America's institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Riddick rules. You keep what you adventure-time

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Do you think Biden has seen the Underverse?

[-] GenXen@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I'd say that this could be Kamala's "they should Pokemon Go!..... to the polls" moment, but for her it's just another Tuesday.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

it's her turn, please, it would be so funny

inshallah

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

They should let her be the nominee only on the condition that she has to use AAVE

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

How is the Supreme Court on the line? I don't think anyone's dying in the next 4 years (unless by an "official act").

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

there are some concerns about Sotamayor's health

so it might be 7-2 instead of 6-3, can you even imagine how awful that would be?

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Exactly the same, but locked in for longer

[-] regul@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

It's only locked in as long as cowardly deference to "institutions" continues.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Lol they just legislated The Purge.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I fucking thought this was the fake news comm.

How do you not cringe? How do you actually say all of that and not cringe?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I assume it's somehow related to being a cop.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Literally thought this was the fakenews comm

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Is Nick Mullen her PR manager?

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Ahahahahahaha

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

"The streets will heavily fuck with this"- kamala

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

death to america

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Again, less cringe than when Kendrick says it

[-] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

-- certified Drake lover

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Not Like This

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

aave from a man who grew up in compton is cringe to you?

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago
[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She was taught about "play cousins" for the first ever time by the BET intern who mic'd her for this

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