[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

You're telling me they're targeting GAMERS?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

These are the people who insist citizens of AES states wouldn't know what to do with freedom if we gave it to them.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Hexbear Expedition to the Lenin Bust at The South Pole When?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

....but where do I poop?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Okay so the Sims movie is going to be about a pool party that goes horribly awry when the ladder just disappears one day. People will stagger around trying to figure out how to get people out of the pool for 90 minutes, and the direction will keep everyone guessing who's gonna die til the final moments.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

Surely a cishet couple would only need to prove that they're medically incapable of conceiving? Like what's the point of trying for 2 years in a case where it just isn't going to happen?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shadow of The Colossus. Archetypal hero type fights 16 giant monsters to save his dead love. There's literally nothing else in The Forbidden Lands save for lizards and platforming puzzles. You're playing to see what the next colossus looks like. It's a game pared down to its barest essentials.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Yeah this pic really does make the whole thing look like a backyard fistfight between Nazis who disagree over the smallest shit

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I found it odd we federated with them. I'd not heard anything good about SJW and I gotta admit the name seemed to activate my dogwhistle senses.

I enjoyed dunking on them, but if they're going to participate in targeted harassment of individual users, then defederate we must. I'm sorry they did this to you.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Yeah let Dirt_Owl speak their native tongue!

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

No, I said I want to defenestrate Henry Kissinger.

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