[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Similarly, I bought a record recently for €30, and as long as I keep thinking of it as €, it's not real money.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lathe-of-heaven It's a direct consequence of capitalism, like the proliferation of microplastics or industrial chemicals in the air and water. Lathing a total heartbreaking moment from Captain Brainworms.

It would be fucking hilarious if it turned out neoliberalism is responsible for way more of it than vaccines or 5G or whatever the conspiracy reason is these days.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

No, stop trying to make the Democrats look cool.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

60 gold pieces a month

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and [were] heels

Sorry had to make a wrestling joke.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

The only appropriate way for heterosexual men to greet each other is to say "Good Evenin" the way Levon Helm does at the start of The Last Waltz.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Even lamer, it'll be a VR pop culture museum. "Exploring your favorite intellectual properties" will turn out to mean "experience a VR walkthrough where you can only go where we've scripted events to happen and at least half of our 'deep dive' information was cooked up by 4 or 5 writers who don't actually care for the source material." At best it will be a mid-tier theme park with no good rides.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

While that debaucle is ongoing and the people who stayed on are struggling from losing all their money, Elon will present his brand new brain baby to alleviate their problems and it will just be company scrip.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Is this a legit Garrison? It's a certified banger if it is

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