[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

“Who’s going to compensate me for my emotional damage?” joked one person who lost their brand new Calvin Klein set.

Another countered: “It’s actually quite romantic. You might even pick up your crush’s underwear while taking a walk on the street.”

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

When I had a camera shoved up my fundament an AI was watching the camera feed to learn how to spot potential cancerous growths, precancerous polyps, etc. Lucky AI. Apparently the process is that it scans the feed, highlights on screen areas it wants the radiologist to take another look at, and they then verify if it's a real issue or nothing to worry about. In that process flow I'm entirely comfortable with it being a second pair of eyes for the radiologist.

Eventually I guess it could replace the radiologist, but I'd want to see a 100% success rate demonstrated over a sufficiently long test period before that could happen.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

I think so, Brain, but burlap does chafe me so!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

So, er, is that a yes then?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I get much the same reaction from people. I look like I'm only 55 even though I'm actually 56. I put this down to my diet of pop tarts and gin.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 61 points 4 weeks ago

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
"But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 2 months ago

This feels cyberpunk. Some netrunner will hack the system and give free meals away because fuck the corpos, right?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 3 months ago

How the hell did they down the plane?

Crab to air missile. Standard.

Or know she was coming?

Craydar

Too many questions.

Are you shore? Don't clam up, I shrimplore you: ask away and I shell try to answer them all.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 137 points 4 months ago

Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive "who retains more than three people who don't obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test."

Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.

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... but I won't spread it.

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"Starting 11 March 2024, the price of Ring Protect Basic will change from £34.99/year to £49.99/year per device. If you would like to keep your current plan, no further action is required. Your plan will renew at the new price, unless you cancel your subscription before your next renewal on or after 11 March 2024."

Arse clowns.

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Editorialised headline: Man who anticipates making obscene piles of cash through deals with China sez we should do deals with China.

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First job of the Ryujin questline to get coffee from TerraBrew. I picked up the order but then sat with it on a bench in the lobby of Ryujin Tower for 48 hours (70 hours UT) before I completed the quest to make sure it was cold.

Hah! In your face, corporate drones, you don't control me!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 11 months ago

Did they at least take a photo of the package having been successfully delivered into the ocean?

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From Jason Lefkowitz

"After “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” ended, Graham Chapman worked with an up-and-coming young writer named Douglas Adams on a new sketch comedy show for the BBC. It was called "Out of the Trees," and it bombed. Only one episode was made, and that aired only once, on January 10, 1976.

Once the Beeb gave up on "Out of the Trees," they did to it what they did to so many other programs of that era: they erased it. They wiped the master tapes so they could be re-used. "Out of the Trees" went into the history books as lost media.

That changed nearly 30 years later, when Chapman's partner, David Sherlock, approached Dick Fiddy, an archivist at London's National Film Theatre. Sherlock revealed that Chapman had in fact recorded a copy of "Out of the Trees" onto videotape from his home TV the one and only time it aired.

But there was a problem. That air date was in 1976, before VHS or Betamax became global videocassette standards. Chapman had recorded the show on one of the very earliest home videotape formats -- Philips' "Video Cassette Recording" (VCR), which had reached the market in 1972. The rise of Beta and VHS had, however, led Philips to abandon its VCR format. The last compatible players had been made in 1979. By the mid-2000s, they were impossible to find. Sherlock had been left with an historic tape, and no machine to play it on.

Fiddy says it took two years to build a compatible player, but eventually it was done. And that is why you can watch the one and only episode of "Out of the Trees" ever produced on YouTube today.

Is it any good? Ehhh, not really. It's not Chapman or Adams' best work, that's for certain. But it's a good example of what the future will hold for lots of cultural artifacts, if we're not careful."

I quite enjoyed it and had no idea it existed before now. So, thank you, @jalefkowit@octodon.social

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