Lol, name the last Republican President that wasn't a moron.

Because they're crap. Pretty obvious right?

He has to win or he's fucked. He's seeing the writing on the wall though, which is why they're already working on a rigged election

You don't like it? No, I don't like it. (jumps bridge) Fix the cigarette lighter.

Love that movie, love the soundtrack.

Lol, denying an election that hasn't yet. In other words, he's already accepted that he lost.

Oh, shit, forgot about that one too. He's so screwed and so deserving of it.

Dementia Don the weird racist rapist with 34 felonies is pathetic. His campaign is just cringe and weird. I'd say he should drop out because it's so embarrassing but I like watching this dumpster fire. He has to win or it's jail for his ass.

She's not going to let him walk over her. She's going to make him look like a bitch. We all know all that matters to cult45 is Dementia Don looks strong. His base will flip shit when he looks weak and she fucks him up. Can you imagine? Fanta Menace getting owned by a female that isn't white? Which is exactly why there is zero chance he debates her, unless she talks enough shit that he agrees because he's pissed off. Then that's the best outcome for her because he'll look like a little baby that needs a diaper change. How funny would it be if they did debate and he goes on one of his incoherent rants and she says something like "oh, poor baby, do you need a fresh diaper?"

Volunteer to give rides to those that wouldn't be able to vote without it.

As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.

Seems like everything they made that was good was cancelled after one season. I dumped them for that, then they went all greed and now I hit the high seas if there's something I really want to watch.

What a hilarious take comrade.