[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 months ago

its just missing dns entrys.

if you configure anything other than your providers default dns server you don't notice it.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 9 months ago

just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

prety sure thats a diffrent greentext (based on the same premise)

the greentext this was referencing had a canon with grapeshot, and a triangular bayonet

EDIT:
there found it,
im prety sure this is the actual greentext/copypasta it was referencing

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house.
"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Just as the founding fathers intended.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

its not a real qr code,
there is no timing pattern between the 3 big squares.

there has to be a black and white alternating pattern between the inner corners of the three squares, that afaik is used to determine the size of pixels while scanning.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago

non fungible tubers

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago

i want a smartphone, that i can hold securely
while still being able to reach the entire screen.

i have pretty big hands, and even i cant reach the upper left quarter of my phone (pixel6a) without letting go of the left and bottom edges.
its ridiculous

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

"no boots",
so tactical Crocs are A-OK i take it?

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago

$(date +“%Y”) is going to be the Year of ~~the Linux Desktop~~ Linux gaming.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago

its supposed to be lowercase,
but imgflip put the entire text in uppercase.

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