Joe thought he was in Comet Ping Pong's basement

Sure, but according to this, US-China trade in 2023 represented around 575 billions $ worth of goods (of which US goods produced in China wouldn't be immediately impacted I suppose). I guess it would depend on who gets hurt more, China or the US at the end of the day but it could have huge consequences for both countries

Or if it's really unavoidable, moisturize

Faith in humanity equals restored

Personally, I loved Patrick Stewart as coy in the David Lynch one but let see how it goes in the new one

Getting 15 appointments in a row to get my balls x-rayed

I don't think Blizzard has the chops anymore to make Diablo IV good in the future

"Please Chairman Xi, liberate my people" I yell through the windows, while driving towards a chinese consulate

They should look into the closest police precinct

He was a good man (smack lips) what a rotten way to die