Sorry for this procedure we will only pay for a metal rod to stick in your mouth like you're in a WWII movie

They also genuinely make texting with any other phones extremely difficult. Like I can send videos to people without iphones fine but when I send one to an iphone user it comes through in like 180p.

The only country famous for their troop resilience to getting domed is the DPRK because of Juche necromancy.

Using the harrowing experiences of the "Israeli" hostages to prove to my mom why I shouldn't have to do chores tonight

CW: Vaguely penis shaped object

I would give the caveat that it's almost all diseases after the 19th century or so given that most of the epidemics before that were caused by people, like, drinking water with literal human shit in it.

God those books fucking slap

One pairing between a white man and white woman and you find out they're both trans 3 hours into their arc

Capitalists, rope, etc

This is so fucking bleak

I have an engineering degree ~~that has nothing to do with aerospace~~ and I would be willing to provide my talents for the low low price of 1 million dollars