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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 135 points 1 year ago

devout republican

american civil religion lmoa

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 109 points 1 year ago

I like supporters who didn't get shot trump-anguish

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

He can't vote for me or donate now so fuck him.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 100 points 1 year ago

"devout Republican" is so funny.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 96 points 1 year ago

I don't get involved in politics but will not take a phone call from the president because they're from the other party is also so funny.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief is just communicating a series of loosely connected and incoherent thoughts blob-no-thoughts

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief

Her husband had a twitter profile where he told the Palestinians to "get over it," among other horrible right-wing things. So don't feel too bad.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She was married to a white supremacist

I wouldn't feel too bad

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Would you take a call from Brandon while you're sad? If I'm otherwise fine, I'll take a second to start slinging insults and telling him about how happy I would be if he died of natural causes. If I'm already sad I'd just want him to fuck off. I'd spit a little fire at the reporter who asks me follow up questions, but she had the wherewithal to say something cordial, so respect.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago

“trump has that honest ‘i don’t give a shit about you’ that really resonated with my husband, not this ‘pretend to give a shit for positive media attention’ biden keeps doling out”

[-] christian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I know you've typed this out as a joke but writing it this way actually helps me conceptualize why someone would find Trump appealing.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

The president of the United States wants to incoherently mumble condolences at you and you just say no? Honestly that's kind of based, critical support for random chud lady blowing off Biden lmao

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump...

thonk

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

To reactionaries things are only ever political when they don't like them.

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[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that's who I'm voting for.

cap-think

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

using the word devout as if it's a religion is just chefs-kiss

Death to America

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

If one of my family members died I can’t imagine giving a shit about a call from the president even if I was liberal.

[-] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Perfect opportunity to criticize their policy decisions to their face.

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

She'll get over it.

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I uh I uh want to be the uh consoler-in-chief, fat biden-forgor

Vote for me you stupid pig and don't call me! trump-anguish

[-] Delphinium@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

She'll be at his first State of the Union speech and everyone will stand and applaud while chanting USA

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Oh, god that's true. And I'm certain Trump's guys will be 100% control of the stream. She starts crying during the U-S-A chants and they zoom in. That night they stick her crying "TEARS OF FREEDOM" face on t-shirts, mugs and such. They don't give her a penny. And she thanks them for it.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Please step away from the lathe

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[-] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A Christian, and a devoted Republican. A father, a husband, and a dedicated Trump supporter.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

In other words, a fucking dumbass

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

The american brain is made of cheese and gunpowder. It cannot hold a coherent thought

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

biden-megamind We also would have accepted "high-fructose corn syrup and lead"

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Not my presinald.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

critical support to matthew for murking your genocidal husband

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Homie had a whole wife and I'm struggling on the apps.

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

Have you tried dating idiots ?

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Just in case I get murked like a dog and they start looking through my posts: no comment

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stay strong and stick to your values comrade. It took a long time....but eventually a raging feminist with a heart powered by pure concentrated misandry who despised the fact that she couldn't choose to stop being attracted to men matched with me if only to dunk on a mediocre white man. We're now 3 years into a relationship living together and travelling the world in our spare time and I've never been happier.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Getchu a man that looks at you like Corey used to look at Trump.

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