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The transvestigators have come for Andrew Tate (CW: transphobia, close-up of Tate's taint) (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 87 points 3 months ago

Transvestigators are not only horrible people, but some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive, holy shit.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

Many such cases when it comes to fascists

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Contrary to common phrasing, they are sending their best, it's just that their best isn't good.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone I dislike is secretly trans (bad)

kombucha-disgust

Everyone I like might secretly be trans and finding that out would make me like them more (good)

bridget-pride

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

is this horseshoe theory?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

These are the "We can always tell" mfs btw

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

I transvestigated my uncle because he had his nipples pointing out very disrespectfully.

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago

CW: Andrew taint

kelly

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

sloping shoulders

human anatomy is for nerds, let me tell you about ANGLES

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Shoulders should be parallel to the ground at all times! At all times!

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

What the fuck is a trapezius?

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(drawing lines over a picture of you) SORRY YOU ARE BETA BASED ON THESE ANGLES

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago

He said where’s the meat lol

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago

costanza-maoist I WAS IN THE POOL!

[-] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

It shrinks?

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

~~They fly now!~~

It shrinks!

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

pov you sincerely believe that the superhero comic book style 'how to draw women/how to draw men' art tutorials are how real life bodies work

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

These people are 1 badly angled photo away from being declared secretly transgender by their own audience

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

sicko-blur let-them-fight

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I love to see it, warms my heart.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Motherfucker never seen a micropenis before?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

The brainworms....Jesus fuckin christ

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

If I listen to his podcast, will he teach me how to tuck that well? 😭

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mean, I think the implication is he's AWAB

he probably just has a small peen. I'm jealous.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

This must be stage of the witch hunt where the Puritans start accusing each other.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

It's called shrinkage

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

let-them-fight

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Incredibly stuff

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

How long until one of these weirdos starts auto-transvestigating, accuses their parents of secretly transitioning them when they were children, and then transitions? That seems like the logical endpoint here.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

seems like a great excuse anyway

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

No, I'm not trans! I was just assigned the wrong gender at birth by my stupid woke parents who are part of a global gender conspiracy, and now I'm going to back to what I really was all along!

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

lea-think

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Morons fighting morons on the electronic sands of the Internet Coliseum.

antelope-popcorn

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

ARE YOU NOT VALUETAINED!?

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

I am not unblurring that fucking image

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is ultimately just the carried over playground behavior from elementary school of calling a boy a girl, or a girl a boy whenever that person does something disliked or unconventional. Social media bubbles stunt maturity.