Easier than swatting a mosquito, frankly.

Well, since you're asking for it:

You got the "retiree" aesthetic down perfectly.

Dyson sphere? Outdated scifi. How about a Dyson hexagon?

Also, if a mod doesn't delete this you're cowards.

Did you thank them yet?

Haha, have you gone to an optometrist lately?

That's not a symbol of racism, that's the confederate battle flag, you blind fool, lol.

Wrong, they're using a different website, so there's at least one difference.

Yeah, but pretending to be your pet while pretending your pet is a person is a whole new level of cracker.

Makes sense, since he's also the one who created it.

Bottled water of course, since there's poison fluoride in the tap water.

They're just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they're filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren't applicable.

Well, don't let the owl get in your house next time, silly.