This is a ponzi scheme for caskets?

Ngl that is also who I was picturing.

Cool cool cool, my boss just issued an edict that we all have to go back to the office though so good fucking luck with the remote work.

Nice, hold onto that one. She's a good chooser.

Raising an animal with love and compassion was trademarked by Nintendo in 1999 with the release of Pokemon Gold/Silver. They keep sending me cease and desist letters every time I kiss my cat.

Look into Chicago footwork! One of my friends is a DJ in that scene and he sends me dance videos of all these people who are basically doing freestyle DDR.

Take away those four little arrows and I'm lost on the dance floor. You definitely got the better end of that deal!

If we want to win that go kart race, we're going to need some money. Empty your pockets, fellas.

We used to have an HR department until the one lady who was the department retired. She mostly just reset people's passwords for them. Now that we don't have an HR department, they just give us admin rights on our machines so we can reset our own passwords. Automation is coming for us all.

Metallix!

Maybe a therapist? Not like, in an accusatory 'you need therapy' kind of way - I just mean they could fill much the same role as you describe a dating coach filling, while also helping you deal with some of the rejection sensitivity that is often at the root of dating anxiety.

This lady has got a secret. She's got a sort of Mona Lisa smile that isn't quite there. I wonder what her life is like.