They domesticated humans to do that for them
He really is a fucking tory
The lunatics are in charge of the asylum
Don't do releases on Friday!
I do suspect a small but vocal crowd of people will spread doom and gloom about it on social media anyway, of course.
I see they're here already
Me having fun:

Turns out it doesn't work properly if you do let it
Yes. I trust KDE to not misuse my data
Never pay for software for your job unless you're self employed. That's the employers responsibility.
openSUSE Tumbleweed. It's rolling and reliable.
It wasn't on Linux on but on a Vax Unix machine in the early 90s. We were an IBM shop but the accounts department got a Vax to run their new software. Obviously we were expected to look after this little box with no training. Things went quite well until it started to to run out of space. I found a huge file called vmuniz iirc and couldn't see anything using using it. The file was deleted and the job was done. Until we rebooted.
Yeah it was a no-brainer. I chose the cats. For some reason she was surprised by that, but if you're jealous of my cats, we're not going to work out.