God is that the setlist from the Eagles final forever farewell we mean it this time tour?

Well, you see we were mad at the terrorists back then. There wasn't time for nuanced discussion or fancy demonstrations. We had to go out and buy things or the terrorists would have won

They do this every year. I guess it gets to enough eyes and people still post it. The three of us with memory longer than a game of thrones book see it and are like "hey look it's that same thing again!" And everyone tells us to shut up because someone who hasn't seen it will see it and change the whole world or whatever

"where were you when the world stopped turning?"

"Hell, do you even know who Alan Jackson is?"

It's so weird how the Nazis have managed to stay alive the whole time, but they have to round up old men and children to send to fight?

If it wasn't for Costco, I would be wearing a barrel like a cartoon character

How about Ricky from trailer park boys saying Atoadaso!

Except when they get the power, they never use it for good. (Rhetorically) Why didn't Biden and Co come in swinging like Trump did? A good opposition party would have had a huge stack of executive orders ready to sign day one.

It doesn't matter though. He could post a picture of himself with poo poo pants and one of those cool Kanye shirts and his "fans" wouldn't remember it the next day. Everyone wants to talk about how the internet is spying on us but nobody wants to talk about what it does to our attention span.

Pretty sure Bill Gates was on Epstein Island as well, but that's ok because he was just there to gather intel

Liberals will load you into the plane while talking about how "it's only until we take back the house and senate. 2026 baby!"

Then when the pendulum finally swings back their way, there will be some process reason they can't get you back