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I feel bad about the situation.. The OP even laughed at the situation..

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Attempting to sue Squid Games over a concept that's existed forever and has a thousand IPs..

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[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 47 points 5 months ago

Yes sir, I did not know... thought it was satire O.O

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 59 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me: Spends 4 hours making a pause menu... "I wish this was true... This man has not met the hell of a 50 state, 100 elif statement..."

Amateur Coders code: " We don't do this because its easy, we do this because we thought it would be easy"

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 55 points 9 months ago

My friend and I, share terrible Minion memes back and forth. This will be am excellent addition.

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 55 points 9 months ago

48 minute rant about Russian history, wizards, Tucker Carlsons CIA career and Putin going on long winded no where stories not involving the interview...

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 49 points 10 months ago

George Bush Jnr invades Iraq with fabricated evidence. Lies to allies about proof, drags many allies into shitty desert conflict. Gets halo as in post presidency isn't an asshole.

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fun story, I worked IT for an American Telecom company. One day I recieved a phone call from a guy who was setting up his router. We were maybe five minutes into troubleshooting. He asks if he can eat his dinner while we troubleshoot and I say "no worries". Within thirty seconds, I hear a bang and panicd screaming. He informs me he dumped soy sauce and rice all over his router and work space. I sent a field tech to replace the router and set it up.

Edit: This comic is the norm not the unusual...

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 46 points 10 months ago

I'm quoting him so this is perfect, he made like a speech to shit on me over nothing xD

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hotel: Advertises full breakfast

Me:I'm so hungry, its great that I don't have to cook

Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn't work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Canadian here, who is aware of the seveirty of of currenr events. Modhi is a problem, popularism and authoritarian behavior disguised as a somber old fellow. The dude has a 2 part BBC documentary about the evil he's put in this world. He plays the victim in cold blooded murder in another nation. I believe it is hard to have a accurate opinion of India as a whole. As it is so diverse and is more of a country of British forced making, with a diverse set of cultures and religions. Pre British Raj I belive had 30-40 countries atleast. But the people whom I met are beautiful and generally kind. But keep in mind most are immigrants to Canada.

TLDR: Modhi is a scum bag and generally immigrant Indians I've dealt with are delightful human beings.

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago

Yes very, they also blast Born this way by Lady Gaga and can't be Penetrated by tiny Russian shells. Very based and very strong!

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TS:The truth, the main stream media don't want you to know!!!

Me:Like what?..

TS:HUNTER BIDENS!!!

Me: Biden kid ok?

TS:HIS LAPTOP!!!

Me:His laptop what?

TS:HIS LAPTOP!!

Me:Got it the US government needs fresh blood who knows how to use a laptop like Hunter Biden.

TS:Arghhh argghh Arghhh Rawr LAPTOP!!

Meaning of story not many old politicians know how yo use laptops, I think?

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