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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 248 points 1 month ago

It's the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:

A German was on a trip to Poland.

He reached passport control and the officer asked:

"Name?"

"Hans Kleiner"

"Age?"

"31"

"Occupation?"

"No no, just visiting"

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”

The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”

[-] aubertlone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That took me way longer to get than it should have.

Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.

[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago

Poles seeing German soldiers enter the country: "Not this shit again!"

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

“Why are they all saluting like that??”

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

The sandbags need to be this high. Everyone got it? Now everyone show me how high!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Goddamn AfD, we told them to stop "building roofs"

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[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

"Aw shit, here we go again."

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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 167 points 1 month ago
[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I'm happy we can send them help :3 🇩🇪♥️🇵🇱

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

If you see Russians coming from the other side, panic.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago
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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago

Man why can't the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 37 points 1 month ago

Justice for Brobama's tan suit 😔🤟

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Funniest thing about that "controversy" is that Obama was wearing a suit almost identical to one worn by President Reagan. So unpresidential!

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

But he did it while black. Important detail for conservatives.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Seems like Obamas suit had less wrinkles too

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

To be fair, it seems like the state of Reagans pants is due to a combination of high winds and thin fabric.

To be equally fair, though, Reagan was still one of history's greatest monsters and if hell existed he'd be a high ranking official there now.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 81 points 1 month ago

I do laugh that it’s been long enough and relations are good enough they can joke about that.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I don't think it was a joke

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Germans think it's funny.

Das genügt.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

I haven't heard the speech (tone, etc), but it does read like a joke.

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[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, Polish politicians will demand WW2 reparations from Germany every time an election's coming up.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Only the authoritarian politicians that undermined democracy and luckily lost majority (PIS).

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

Donald Tusk sounds like a conglomeration of Donald Trump and Elon Musk

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

A Port-Man-Don't

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

We’re all a little jumpy in general due to recent events.

[-] far_university190@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[-] GreenAppleTree@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, I don't speak gothic

[-] far_university190@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Es ist tatsächlich Fraktur, nicht Gothic

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Aber... aber, ich kann gar nichts Deutsch!

[-] far_university190@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Nicht schlimm, wir auch nicht

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[-] sailingbythelee@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

That dude has a good sense of humor. He seems like a good leader.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Its the russians you need to watch

[-] elvith@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Since 5:45 we're ~~sh~~flooding back!

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So is he a cool dude or another light fascist?

[-] lemmur@szmer.info 41 points 1 month ago

Well, It's complicated. He's from old-school neoliberal party and is by a lot od people viewed as a absolutne liar. We elected him, because other dominating party was sliding straight into authoritarian régime, so he was a lesser evil.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

He's definitely the better Donald T.

[-] lemmur@szmer.info 19 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: He literally is Donald T ;)

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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

He’s not perfect, but especially considering the alternatives, he’s damn good.

The previous government was slowly undermining the democracy (e.g. they literally removed Supreme Court judges and illegally put their own ones there that voted always in their favor, they rebuild the public tv to propaganda for their party and they fired a lot of judges that didn’t behave as they wanted).

Then, around a year ago, there were new elections and despite the insane propaganda, due to a massive campaign, that former government lost majority and he got power again. They’re transformed the public TV back and work on reversing much of the harm done. If they also get the presidency in another year, the former party can’t veto much stuff so then they can do even better.

But it’s still awesome that this happened as it’s one rare example of a democracy that was sliding into an authoritarian regime getting back and undoing the harm.

He’s not perfect as is party is fiscally conservative and rather neoliberal, but they are in a coalition with left parties so he’s not like Macron, and that definitely balances it (because they have other priorities). And considering the major other alternative, it’s really amazing that he got elected. :D

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

When he'll be done with his second mandate can you lend him to us ?

🇭🇺❤️🇵🇱

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[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago

What are you doing in my ~~room~~ country step ~~bro~~ Germany?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

...this time

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