"I have the name of a Disney evil queen so I NEED to act extra evil" - Ursula, probably

Moreover, Iran has not built straight shafts. After every 50 meters, tunnels twist hundreds of meters sideways before going down again

Build your nuclear sites at the end of a rollercoaster for extra treats.

The wokists invented bricks to smash the patriarchy.

I hope that console will be cracked fast, those prices are completely stupid.

What's even the point of the great firewall if they are getting propagandised like that anyway?

Every time I buy one, it loses 511.5 TB during shipping. I'm so unlucky.

Incredible comment

This is the best version I found, it even has english subs.

So, is that city still communist since the mayor died before he could "restore democracy"?

Good stuff, but I'll also add that I shouldn't have the right to vote because electoralism is a joke and we need a revolution through armed struggle.

Suddenly I remembered that I was in a country threatening to launch nuclear warheads against its neighbours

Even when writing about weed, the can't help themselves regurgitating their propaganda.