Zed's Dead, baby

Is that the guy that wrote Blindsight? Strange read

So true

Because it's dachshund adoption day at the pound?

It's an abridged version of the "in this essay I will..." trope

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it's amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

Or sport?

Kinda sick-nasty how the scaffolds bear a passing resemblance to square-rigged ship masts

Wie ein Pferd?

That gets you in. How do you get back out?