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Inspired by this thread, pic stolen from Sergio@slrpnk.net

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[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago
[-] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

god-tier post, this goes hard

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Setting this as my wallpaper

[-] onehundred@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

"I can't stop laughing at the fact that life is so ridiculously fucked up."

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

🤣🤣🤣

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

"I have literally worn one lmao"

I was referring to a maid costume

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try, you can’t finger print me that easily.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

This is the weirdest out of context shit... lol

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

How do you want to handle firewood? Aside from foraging I was thinking about getting a few bundles of store bought

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

How do old or disabled people climb to Heaven if you have to go up a ladder?

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hilariously

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

"It's not programming if there aren't problems"

[-] Toes@ani.social 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the downloads folder and recycle bin with extra steps.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

The bin itself being an extra step to begin with.

Real people Shift+Delete all the things first, regret their choices later.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

(For context, furspa is a local furry spa gathering)

(Also, yes, those are dildos. Sorry to any mods if it's too lewd. I was on the fence about whether or not that image would be appropriate considering they don't look like dildos. I downloaded it to show a friend how absurdly large they are because I'm kinda tempted to get one of the huge ones, stick it in a corner and see how long it takes for someone to realize that it's a faux penis. Those weren't even the biggest ones on the site.)

[-] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Those are incredible dildos. We’re internet strangers but I am proud of you. We are all better for this post. Cheers.

[-] Majorllama@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I was literally just talking to a buddy about dream tracks we wanted to drive. That's a photo and the link the website for the Japanese club that owns that private track.

It looks like so much fun to drive.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They are both my creepy weakness and my allies who eat worse things

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I feel you man. It feels like every day drains me more than the last

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not a problem. A learning experience...

(Roadcraft Demo is crashing my entire DE. Not a problem. A learning experiance )

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

“We're at the bottom of canyon by the slow zone sign“

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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