sure is a good thing we're in the nice green "progress" part of the timeline instead of the scary red or yellow parts. everything is a-ok

Throwback to how he conveniently didn't mention his advanced alcoholism during Super Size Me and so when the doctor says "you have the liver of an alcoholic" it's taken as a damning health impact of the McDonald's rather than, you know, his DRINKING PROBLEM

Trying to record a passionate rebuttal but my lips were sealed shut by the glue pizza

interesting to watch social media become increasingly less social

the CW is probably still warranted but I wouldn't say that it's THE N-word

"Remove the people"

"What would you like them changed to?"

"... grass. I just don't want them there"

They can't do it.

isn't this supposed to be super easy to do with google magic eraser-type ai tools? hell i got decent at it using photoshop touch on an ipad before they killed it in 2015 (still mad)

The resolutions on the US embargo on Cuba are made by the general assembly of the UN and explicitly non-binding. This is different:

“Resolutions of the Security Council are international law. They are always seen as binding on all the member states of the United Nations,” [Al Jazeera diplomatic editor James Bay] added.

So there's teeth to this, but it remains to be seen how sharp they are.

I learned "sewer slide" is a thing recently

Bro is fluent in yapanese 💀

we're gonna make it bros

I just don't have the confidence in my interests to get one of them rendered on my skin in semi-permanent fashion

I would definitely look back in like two years and cringe at it