Put the sump pump pit next to drain, so if the pump stops, the water just flows into the drain. Illegal, but who’s looking?

I dislike people in general. It’s almost like there’s peer pressure to be hateful. When being kind is seen as a weakness, something is horribly wrong

The smell of skunk reminds me of summer no matter when I smell it

I had three years of my life where every thing that could go wrong, went wrong. Among other things, a divorce and losing both parents. I’m invincible now. Nothing rattles me.

A few people have told me I have beady eyes and it cut deep

My dog pooping towards the end of our walk

I’ve been sleeping naked for 20 years

A three year period in my life that included a divorce, DUI, losing my house, having to give away a dog, and my parents deaths.

Pay my house off faster

Ban politicians from social media

I have a 70 gig iTunes library and still use clickwheel iPods. Primarily in my car

Explained why I stopped voting Republican in a brutally honest way