Excellent context, thank you comrade.

me, who has spent the last two months reading the collected works of Tolkien:

The CIA Stare.

Bifurcated penis.

Yesterday, I was an "eccentric" for hording and repairing laptops instead of just buying New Chip every year. But when an i3 shitbox costs you $1000 dollars, who will be laughing then? WHO WILL BE LAUGHING THEN?!

we had it all wrong folks, trump is just the hindenberg!

Funniest shit I've read all week, thanks.

The fucking audacity of these ancient gargoyles getting fucking blasted on percs all day long while presiding over a vast regime of social murder for poor drug users, and institutions designed to treat anyone seeking the same drugs by authorized means as suspected criminals at every step. It makes me mad enough to puke daggers.

The Marx household was the original punk house.

how do i apply to do this corporate espionage for the CCP

Imagine blaming immigrants for cutting library hours. Imagine believing that shit. This guy thinks everyone in the city is stupid and he's saying it right to your faces.

Incorrect, everyone gets a 12 inch Thinkpad, product of the objectively superior PRC manufacturer Lenovo. It will come with a 500 page operation and service manual (multilingual) and require only one screwdriver.