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Elon Musk as the ~~Foreign Minister~~ Secretary of State?

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago

Musk lets them get more guns, but in exchange they have to provide "volunteers" for NeuroLink experiments

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They would take that deal in a heartbeat

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

You’re probably joking, but I actually just shuddered.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Actual mecha-Hitlers running around.

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the dumbest boy alive will take part in running a nuclear-state, famous for its commitment to peace. exciting times!

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What if Trump's gets mentally worse and Musk becomes the de facto ruler because Trump trusts him?

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

A Thiel/Vance vs Musk power struggle over who can wield more influence over the puddle of tapioca that is Trump’s mind is a possibility I had not considered, but it is extremely stupid and so will probably happen.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Vance was chosen by Musk and live-tucker-reaction, so i think i will be the Musk-Vance-Turker Clique controlling Trump versus whats left of the neocon republicans and the more extremist elements like the Qanon cultists and the Neo-nazis

[-] Saoirse@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

we had it all wrong folks, trump is just the hindenberg! trump-anguish

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Let's turn off the lathe on that one.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 4 days ago

Musk Rasputin arc

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Don't forget Ivanca/Jared fondling Trump's nuts from time to time trying to maintain their position of favor too.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 4 days ago

Last time Trump had Pompeo which even managed to piss off Polish politicians enough that they stopped bootlicking USA for like a week or two which never happened before and never after, so enshittification demands someone being even worse diplomat to take the post. Musk would be ideal and i'm not joking here.

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Trump didn't win the election; musk, thiel and silicon valley/big tech did. Trump was chosen by them to be president because he will let them develop their invasive AI technologies. They manufactured people's consent by making trump into some kind of savior of mankind. They instructed the other side (democrats) to be complete failures to drive that consent further home.

That's my little conspiracy theory anyway.

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

It's not even a conspiracy. You have 4 years of trump presidency to go off of.

It's clear that all he cares about is cosplaying "movie main character president " and flying a billion dollar plane around. It's functionally no different from the apprentice for him. It's an act. The ones pulling the strings are always gonna be the true believers in the administration behind the scenes. Wonder who's been doing that for the Biden admin since his brain has been literal mush since at least 2020.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

melon-musk We'll coup whoever we want!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

This is the dumbest timeline

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago
[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Trump agrees to keep sending Zelensky aid, but on the condition they form a new motorized battalion made up entirely of cybertrucks with Doge decals on them. They all get stuck in a swamp in Donbas and catch fire.

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

They all get stuck in a swamp in Donbas and catch fire.

Sounds like you're just sending them Abrams but with extra steps.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Warning! Cognitohazard!

Oh god, I feel like if someone were to have heard that call, they would immediately die of cringe.

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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