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My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.
She then says something like "do you want a cookie, cookie monster?"
I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) "me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!" And start enthusiastically eating her out.
Just something to consider.
What if I don't want to consider?
I would like to unconsider
To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414
The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.
That's very considerate of you
The fur suit he wears: https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/62464/2-1-316657/womens-grumpy-bear-romper-costume-alt-6.jpg
Cookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.