Yeah same, I think it's mostly for fun, she's never done something shitty to me and said it's because of astrology lol so it's probably fine

Frito pie or walking tacos, they slap

Yeah it's really weird how my 2lbs of pecans scanned as cheap cornmeal and the rotisserie chicken from the salad bar scanned as a red onion. Super strange

You should watch a video of a tour of his house

I'm having to hard-core budget my pto rn so I can actually see my mom, dad, and then make it to my sister's wedding. It's going to leave me with exactly 0 hours of pto and no odds of taking a vacation just for myself for months

Nothing made me laugh as hard as "prang juice" and they just dump it everywhere

Soju bombs are the only time I've ever thrown up from alcohol

Wow good read

Have you seen that video of mos def getting a feeding tube put in? Difficult watch honestly, the torture we're apparently capable of now is horrifying