[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago

What will you do differently? "Oh I don't know lol, I'll have a republican in my cabinet!" Lmao

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago

I Pretended to be a Young Joseph Stalin On Hexbear, and It Went Weirdly Well

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

Extremely rare American Revolution W

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

Wow ok. This kind of stuff doesn't just "leak" especially a former president talking to a current president. This sort of thing is intentionally handed to the press on a way that looks like it's leaked out. They are actually getting scared and trying to move his sorry ass to do something, anything

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

pog-dolphin Maine has two electoral districts and one voted went for Trump in the last two elections

Colorado was meaningless. Now they're about to be mad lmao. Hahaha

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Just realized if Bernie Sanders wasn't such a fucking coward, he could have said fuck it and announced a third presidential campaign right now and scared the holy fuck out of liberals and Biden. Just swinging into it specifically because of the Gaza genocide. Even whispering that idea into the ear of a Biden aide would have had such a good chance of changing our policy

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their first album opens with:

Presto, read the Communist Manifesto.

Guerillas in the mist, a Guevara named Ernesto, so

(What a brother with a afro know?)

Yo, go and flow for the mack and be the hoe.

So grow cause the lynchin' brothers might get hung,

better rip through em from the tip of my Mao Tse-tung.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

They fart low, we fart high!

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matt-guerrilla

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

I was just driving home thinking about this exact thing

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Some Israeli posted "fuck them, I hope they get the Xinjiang treatment" and everyone was like wow lmao that's cool dude you want to make Palestine a bustling tourist destination

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https://nitter.net/SerLava_gaming/status/1711255034229325890

he-laughed

EDIT: He went on and on and on replying nearly immediately until this specific reply, then he fell silent: https://nitter.net/SerLava_gaming/status/1711274634954277106

thinky-felix I wonder why

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Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

maybe they mean our society is about to collapse and slide to the right yea

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union-man

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I replied to that thread with this:

My friend.

These kids grew up watching a weekly to daily 9/11 happening around them, in the form of 7 million global deaths from COVID, treated again and again as a total joke. Half the population essentially won't even admit it's real, and even the people who admit it's real tend to have not taken it very seriously at all.

They were constantly threatened for a huge part of their childhood, a lot of them have dead relatives including dead parents, and it's still doing a 9/11 a month just in the US. And 75% of the ones with dead parents gave COVID to their parents because they were forced into a goddamn classroom.

How could they take this seriously? Ask yourself, what makes you feel somber about it- is it the number of deaths? No of course it's not the number of deaths - so what is it? Could it be that you absorbed a cultural phenomenon over the last 22 years that they weren't exposed to? Don't you think maybe you were acculturated into tearing up and saluting so you'd maybe get thirsty for the blood of innocent Muslims?

Not to mention it happened before they were born. You don't give a shit about the Boxer Rebellion, that doesn't make you cry. So why would they care about this overused blip on the radar?

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meow-knife-trans

It's not a great game but I'm having fun in it

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That is the new charge rifle by the way, it's great - stronger but also way less annoying, and it's actually decent up close unlike before.

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Here it is everyone:

Original thread: https://hexbear.net/post/218530

@Wertheimer

If anyone has their own inspiration, I'm sure you could come up with something extremely funny.

I haven't printed this one but I did print my previous shirt:

Back to Back Viet Nam War Champs

Downloadable

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