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[-] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 50 points 1 day ago
[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago

This is the ideal politician but hexbear isnt ready for that discussion

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[-] macabrett2@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great

a-little-trolling technical

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Mf look look like he smell like hotdog water. Mf look like glows radiactive when he can't say a slur. Mf skin look like a bulldog's balls on a hot tin roof thats-why-im-confused

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

Stressed.

Moisturized.

Panicking.

In multiple lanes.

Losing my shit.

Somehow also dehydrating.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

all the grease squeezed out of him and the rest dried up, like cheese on a hot day

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago
[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Positively soggy

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago
[-] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

Dusting off this alt for the occasion

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

This is appropriate because he looks like a Simpsons character

[-] hollowmines@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

He's still a slimy wet boy

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bet you can hear it crunch when trump walks

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

lol wtf, this can't be real

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Sorry I just laugh at your name being a play on one of my favorite rappers

[-] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Remember when snopes was out there trying to defend Hillary Clinton?

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

In 2020 they had a great "Mostly False" rating on the claim that Biden said "nothing will fundamentally change", and in the first sentence they admitted he said it verbatim and rest of the article is about how he meant something else lol. They've since scrubbed it from the internet.

[-] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Defending liberalism is so fucking embarrassing. Among many other descriptors, but being the person who had to write and then subsequently retract that. Fucking embarrassing and cringe.

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago
[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

The first president you best serve with a large bowl of rice and some veggies

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

It actually does look better than he would look unseasoned. There are pictures of him raw and it just doesn't work

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

ITS FUCKING RAW

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago
[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

A monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago
[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

he looks like he’s so smelly.

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[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Our wettest president so far. We really live in the future

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago
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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

[-] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

My man is glistening

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Bringing back the annual presidential minstrel show

lathe-of-heaven

[-] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Gul Dukat ass looking

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Soaking wet

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Thats our President Evil

Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.

[-] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Big wet boy back wetter than ever

No ... we can get wetter

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