Same. I got a Switch so my partner and I could play games with their sister. It collects dust as it turns out my partner has no interest in learning to play games and I can play modded Switch games with better graphics on my PC.

Grind/blend the tiger nuts in water. Pour all of it into a cotton bag (like people use for Greek yogurt) or cheese cloth over a bowl, then squeeze the hell out of it until all the tiger nut milk is out. I still use a cotton bag, but cranking it with a press is WAY easier, faster, and more effective.

This one is great but it's not healthy at all. It's a one-way ticket to Diabetesville:

https://www.muydelish.com/traditional-mexican-horchata/#recipe

The kind that is good for you is the original, Spanish recipe using tiger nuts. This is the recipe we use:

https://www.alphafoodie.com/homemade-tiger-nut-milk-horchata-de-chufa/

It's not hard to make and the tiger nards version is really good. We bought a fruit press so I can make it even more easily.

Luckily, that is extremely unlikely. Even if we were to burn all the fossil fuels on Earth, we wouldn't even get close. Venus is 42% closer to the sun and has an atmosphere that is about 97% CO2 (compared to Earth's 0.4%) and a bit over 90 times denser. Fun fact: the atmospheric pressure on the surface of Venus is the same as 900m underwater on Earth. Shit is soupy AF.

To hit Venus numbers, we'd need a greater than 50% increase in solar luminosity combined with an approximately 2,200,000% increase in atmospheric CO2. That means going from about 3340 gigatonnes of atmospheric CO2 (based on current estimates) to more than 73,000,000 gigatonnes (7.3 × 10¹⁹ tonnes). It's a staggering increase that is impossible without a massive outside input, like half the earth's crust splitting open and blasting out CO2.

Even if we were to substitute methane entirety for CO2, being a 28x more potent greenhouse gas, that still requires an additional 2,600,000 gigatonnes (2.6 × 10¹⁸ tonnes) of methane. Earth's atmosphere in its entirety is only 5 × 10¹⁵ tonnes.

Tinfoil hat time: with the police looking increasingly incompetent with no suspect or leads, the first person apprehended who vaguely resembles the shooter is provided with a free ghost gun, fake ID, and manifesto. It's all just too "slam dunk" perfect for me to not question it.

Archive link: https://archive.ph/zRsPM

I'll save you a few minutes: this "never Trumper" Republican flipped to pro-Trump because he thinks his positive reinforcement might temper some of Trump's bad behavior. I wish I was kidding.

I know it'll never happen, I hope she wins and the court awards her one round each in the ring with each of these assholes.

Wait, this isn't satire?

Edit: I commented too soon. It's satire.

I'm a man and I endorse this message.

One thing about being a man is other men drop their guards around you and say the things they believe about their roles regarding women and masculinity. In my experience, most men are fine. Many are confused about who they are and their place in the world but do their best to be good people. Other men are just rotten, selfish, and/or broken people for many reasons. They're often victims of abuse who perpetuate that abuse.

Some, though, are also confused and do their best, but what their best looks like is informed by people like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson. They believe women are somehow subhuman and that treating them as such is natural, right, and good. They believe in a social hierarchy and that might makes right. These are the men to worry about. The bad men I mentioned before generally know they're bad or are broken enough that one can notice. These guys, though, appear normal but will absolutely fuck you over to get what they believe they deserve, all the while patting themselves on the back for being such an upstanding person who is "just enforcing the natural order".

That's why I'd also choose the bear.

Fact check: the woman turned 100 in 2023. The oldest rhododendron was 48, having been planted in 1975. The story is amazing on its own, no need to fabricate a more fantastic one.

https://abc11.com/rhododendrons-100-year-old-birthday-nc-woman-gloria-stenger/13738762/