Plus £295 for utilities. How the fuck does that shack cost £295 a month to operate? Fuck that.
I'll save you a click, here's the summary from the author, edits and emphasis mine:
Hey everyone, I’m Viktor, and I’ve lived with ADHD my whole life. After dealing with all the ups and downs—distractibility, hyperfocus, and everything in between—I put my personal experiences into building a web app that’s all about ~~helping others navigate~~ making money off of people with ADHD for providing information one can find elsewhere for free.
This totally made my day. Thank you!
Tinfoil hat time: with the police looking increasingly incompetent with no suspect or leads, the first person apprehended who vaguely resembles the shooter is provided with a free ghost gun, fake ID, and manifesto. It's all just too "slam dunk" perfect for me to not question it.
Archive link: https://archive.ph/zRsPM
I'll save you a few minutes: this "never Trumper" Republican flipped to pro-Trump because he thinks his positive reinforcement might temper some of Trump's bad behavior. I wish I was kidding.
I know it'll never happen, I hope she wins and the court awards her one round each in the ring with each of these assholes.
Wait, this isn't satire?
Edit: I commented too soon. It's satire.
I'm a man and I endorse this message.
One thing about being a man is other men drop their guards around you and say the things they believe about their roles regarding women and masculinity. In my experience, most men are fine. Many are confused about who they are and their place in the world but do their best to be good people. Other men are just rotten, selfish, and/or broken people for many reasons. They're often victims of abuse who perpetuate that abuse.
Some, though, are also confused and do their best, but what their best looks like is informed by people like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson. They believe women are somehow subhuman and that treating them as such is natural, right, and good. They believe in a social hierarchy and that might makes right. These are the men to worry about. The bad men I mentioned before generally know they're bad or are broken enough that one can notice. These guys, though, appear normal but will absolutely fuck you over to get what they believe they deserve, all the while patting themselves on the back for being such an upstanding person who is "just enforcing the natural order".
That's why I'd also choose the bear.
Fact check: the woman turned 100 in 2023. The oldest rhododendron was 48, having been planted in 1975. The story is amazing on its own, no need to fabricate a more fantastic one.
https://abc11.com/rhododendrons-100-year-old-birthday-nc-woman-gloria-stenger/13738762/
If only you had some way to look it up, some sort of big network that could be used to share information. I'd call it the infowebs, but I suppose it will remain a fantasy...