Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he's just fixed JESU 22's shit but he's a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he's off to see JESU 24.

Dell are shit. It was a good day when the last Dell in the family was switched out for Macs.*

*I don't like Macs either but I could plausibly refuse to support them on the basis that I didn't know how they worked and the hardware is all locked down.

I have a feeling it was nowhere near that unanimous.

Is Beef Stroganoff?

Are they slowing down to let the moose lick the car or so as not to run into the damn thing?

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...

Some humans too.

Jose Padilla

I thought the name sounded familiar.

I live in the UK. If there's a service charge I always ask the server if the staff actually get any of it. So far they've all told me that they do. If they were to tell me it all goes to the restaurant I would not pay the service charge and leave them a cash tip instead. I tend to tip at around 20%

That's what I look like when I get so drunk the chair tips over backwards.

The survivors of Mars would have been a small number of billionaires and their hangers on. Martian Elon Musk couldn't resist the temptation to be treated like a god.

That bit after you finish washing everything and you go, 'Know what? I'm not getting out yet.'

See also: waking up, turning over, going right back to sleep.