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Jesus, help me! - No! (jemmy.jeena.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by jeena@jemmy.jeena.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l

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[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?

[-] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago

He's going to JESU 24

clearly

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he's just fixed JESU 22's shit but he's a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he's off to see JESU 24.

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