How can I submit something that isn't perfect?

Yeah, we may be taking longer than expected but I had to perfect this feature that, while it's true no one asked for it, I feel it would make the workflow better, and so I gotta fix it

I had a floppy disc but I took a pill and now it's a hard drive and it's been more than four hours and I don't know what to do, please send help

Sex toys and local multiplayer is a way better combination than cybersex and online matchmaking

Maybe, but did you here about all the topless photoshoots Scarlett Johansen has been doing? Neither have I, but I've certainly seen pictures of it, so it must have happened. Just don't look at the fingers

That's what makes it so hard to believe

If people too stupid to use computer, their computer license should be revoked, because they clearly cheated on the test

Russia is fuckered

I like Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis

Hold my butthole, I'm going in!

Milk should come in bags, there I said it

I think this Poutine guy is a real hoser

Nardo is a very good dog impersonator... I am impressed