[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

That's why the Caesar salad is known to have seal jelly and arctic char

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is fuckin sexy

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

But what is the Matrix?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

I mean they already own the Quake engine, or ID Tech 8 or whatever, just do it on that.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Why not just let people have whatever suffix they want?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The sign said, "Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray"

But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay!

So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign.

I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I'm alive and doin' fine".

Woooooaaah!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Plenty of dumb cars get recalls all the time for shitty parts or design. Remember that Prius with the brakes that would just decide to stop working?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

I drew a blood sample once, it was a red splortch on white paper

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago
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