"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

Like Roald Dahl or Darken Rahl

This is fuckin sexy

You saw that comic too, huh?

In nature, sometimes the shittiest design is still successful

You mean to tell me Minnisodans haven't had dogs before? I don't fuckin' believe ye!

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

I got a solution, stop being a lil baby and turn off the AI and go on to the next big thing. CRISPR, maybe? Not techbro enough? Make it like Crypto Crispr, only you own this little piece of DNA, and all the corporations that can read the ledger and get your biometrics

"I'm going to send you to the N E X T D I M E N S I O N!!!

That's George Dubya's secret frat house right?

I thought it was Florida

He looks like the guy from Fallout 4, Vincent Valentine