You could not, would not, split the vote?

Would you split it, in a boat?

You could always split the conservative vote instead by voting for one of those crazy people parties that end up on the ballot but you've never heard of before election day

I thought Dean Cain was the guy what invented the Segway

Why are people hunting dogs, that's fuckered up

The one with a safe pocket dimension so I could get some peace and quiet

Pimples just becoming permanent weird little bumps

Thanks for apologizing, not enough people are considerate in regards to the plight of the compu-renters, or "shareware" as we are commonly known. As a token of my acknowledgement of your submission, I am currently taking a shit.

Or an electric rickshaw!

Oh I stopped playing any games made after 2008, those Icelandic volcanoes really did my bank in

Who's Troy Baker? Was he one of the Doctor Whos?

Anything played with the recorder

Don't you tell me what's beautiful!

Sweet picture btw