I think I saw a Tom Hanks movie about this

What a fartknocker!

Better than Seaman, unless you've got a Dreamcast

God I love British tits

Yes

I like cool things like this

I had a floppy disc but I took a pill and now it's a hard drive and it's been more than four hours and I don't know what to do, please send help

If my last name was "Ho", I would definitely announce my presence anywhere I go with, "Did someone call for a Ho??"

Work from home on Monday

It's very responsible of you to be thinking of the poor corporation; they needed a hand from a hardworking volunteer like yourself and you did the responsible thing and made their lives easier. Hurray!

I think this Poutine guy is a real hoser

Nardo is a very good dog impersonator... I am impressed