I too put my feet down. Daily.

War Pigs?

He's basically Wario!

Act of war?

"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

Hard to use reddit when your favourite reddit app no longer works

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

I got a solution, stop being a lil baby and turn off the AI and go on to the next big thing. CRISPR, maybe? Not techbro enough? Make it like Crypto Crispr, only you own this little piece of DNA, and all the corporations that can read the ledger and get your biometrics

I like this game, mostly for the girls but also for the materia

That's George Dubya's secret frat house right?

I heard that shop was a hummus