[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"We both agreed they had outgrown the neighbourhood"

What a class act.

I hope they find a better town to show off dem lights.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

There's nothing wrong with prostitution. At least when her boss dies she gets a payout.

When my boss dies, I'll still be expected to drive across four cities to do a job that I could do 100% remote during the pandemic

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

Why do they need to save the tracked period data to a server farm? Why can't it just be saved on the phone, huh?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

Like, where is his data? Is there a list of all bot accounts on Twitter, with a column showing recent activity? Or is this guy doing the same thing as the other side - talking out of his ass?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How about instead of making nothing in the phone decent except the camera, we put more memory in the phones and make them usable for actual computing

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eat the Rich,

Eat the Rich,

Don't you know,

Life is a Bitch!

Eat the Rich,

Eat the Rich,

Out of the palace,

And into the ditch!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago

God I hope the gaming industry collapses just like in 1982. We have more than enough retro and indie games to get by until a new business model arises

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago

Maybe they should have passed electoral reform instead of just thinking about skeevy ways to hold onto power

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 months ago

The fan thing really hit me. Ceiling fan, 7 years, only stopped it to dust.....when the power goes out

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 months ago

Put it on the doorhandles of the neighbours you don't like

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But what if those humans only ever see their shadows, cast on the moon cave wall?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 months ago

What's a dead name? Is that like a zombie name?

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