Pretty sure it was Tom Bombadil

The Wii U was the real Switch 1

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!

They should make wood that clamps itself but I bet Big Clamp would have something to say about that

You're right; manipulation, no matter the intent, is assholery and should be called out. No one should forgive bullshit done for "the greater good".

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Us! At the voting station, when they vote for Ford

maybe an RSS feed or pay a street urchin to check up on businesses for you every now and then

I'm out of ideas beside those

Yeah, I had to really masticate on my phrasing for a while and never really settled on a statement that reflected properly my true meaning. Glad you could see where I was coming from

So wait, the title implies that the family shared with him some heartbreaking news, causing him to die at age 92... did they say what the news was?

I am already both, so I would tell that genie to EAT ITTTT

Great so now dumbass "cyber security" teams at businesses will insist on banning extensions

First they came for our Firefoxes, and no one said anything.

Then they came for our USB sticks

And now our Ublock Origins and Dark Mode Readers