[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, that movie sucked. They even stuck an advertisement for Skittles into the movie, twice

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shazam? Like, the Shaq movie from the Nineties? I don't blame him.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Google can mull some nice wine and mix it with MY DICK!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I had to really masticate on my phrasing for a while and never really settled on a statement that reflected properly my true meaning. Glad you could see where I was coming from

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I'm blue

abadidabidy

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I like to pirate old dance music tracks from the 90's

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Great so now dumbass "cyber security" teams at businesses will insist on banning extensions

First they came for our Firefoxes, and no one said anything.

Then they came for our USB sticks

And now our Ublock Origins and Dark Mode Readers

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I like Sudoku

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Don't forget Denoovo, that one's gotta be at least a ponyrider of the apocalypse

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Use the nootch instead of parm

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

I will take it

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