Jesus Christ I'm tired of hearing about this TikTok bullshit every goddamn day

I wonder if he tried headbutting people with it

Gouranga!!!

I liked that bit in Oblivion where you jump into a painting and it's a painting pastel world and there's a painting troll and you fuck his shit up

I mean, people didn't cry about Lord of A Rings because of Gimly the Dwarve. Pretty sure Luciano Pavarotti wasn't a shorty

I thought AirDrop was a service for scuba divers

Pimples just becoming permanent weird little bumps

Thanks for apologizing, not enough people are considerate in regards to the plight of the compu-renters, or "shareware" as we are commonly known. As a token of my acknowledgement of your submission, I am currently taking a shit.

My god, how much further can science go from here? I'm in awe

"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side" isn't just a Tim Hortons slogan

In Tajikstan they don't have cars yet but if you get hit by a donkey then you're entitled to three sheep compensation

Yeah when it took perfectly good tea and threw it into the river